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Know Your Hymns

Dentist's Hymn................. ......................I'll wear a Crown

Weatherman's Hymn............................ Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn................................. I'm Building a Home

The Tailor's Hymn.................................. Holy, Holy, Holy

The Plumber's Hymn........... .................There's a Leak in this
Old Building

The Golfer's Hymn................................. There's a Green Hill
Far Away

The Politician's Hymn............................ Standing on the
Promises

Optometrist's Hymn................................ Open My Eyes That I
Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn........................... I Surrender All

The Policeman's Hymn......................... Jesus is My Rock, My
Sword, and Shield

The Gossip's Hymn............... .................Pass It On

The Single Women's Hymn....................Amen....A-Men......Amen

The Electrician's Hymn........................... This Little Light of
Mine

The Florist's Hymn.................................. There's a Lily in
the Valley

The Shopper's Hymn.............................. Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn................................. I've Got a New Home,
Over in Zion

The Massage Therapists Hymn ... ........ He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn................................. Come On In My Room -
          Jesus Is My Doctor and He Writes All My Prescription


AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more hymns:

45 mph ....................... God Will Take Care of You

65 mph......................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph......................... This World Is Not My Home

95 mph......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph........................ Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke, to get
some humor out of life. And pass it on to other folks.



God is so big He can cover the whole world with his Love and so small He
can curl up inside your heart.

'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not
protect you

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