Know Your Hymns
Dentist's Hymn................. ......................I'll wear a Crown
Weatherman's Hymn............................ Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn................................. I'm Building a Home
The Tailor's Hymn.................................. Holy, Holy, Holy
The Plumber's Hymn........... .................There's a Leak in this
Old Building
The Golfer's Hymn................................. There's a Green Hill
Far Away
The Politician's Hymn............................ Standing on the
Promises
Optometrist's Hymn................................ Open My Eyes That I
Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn........................... I Surrender All
The Policeman's Hymn......................... Jesus is My Rock, My
Sword, and Shield
The Gossip's Hymn............... .................Pass It On
The Single Women's Hymn....................Amen....A-Men......Amen
The Electrician's Hymn........................... This Little Light of
Mine
The Florist's Hymn.................................. There's a Lily in
the Valley
The Shopper's Hymn.............................. Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn................................. I've Got a New Home,
Over in Zion
The Massage Therapists Hymn ... ........ He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn................................. Come On In My Room -
Jesus Is My Doctor and He Writes All My Prescription
AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more hymns:
45 mph ....................... God Will Take Care of You
65 mph......................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph......................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph........................ Precious Memories
Give me a sense of humor, Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke, to get
some humor out of life. And pass it on to other folks.
God is so big He can cover the whole world with his Love and so small He
can curl up inside your heart.
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not
protect you